deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.

Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.

by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020

vaginal sewage

An incident when a female shits out of her vagina,

It would appear that one has a bad case of vaginal sewage in the downstairs department

by Icevalley September 9, 2015

vaginal motor

sex drive of a robotic female

woah that girl's vaginal motor almost cut my dick off!

by emmieballs June 23, 2014

Bermuda Vaginical

Commonly referring to a woman with a never ending shaft.

Often a good place to find second hand items such as; dildos, ex boyfriends and lost pets.

Derivative of the Greek word "Dimitri"

She is really hot but I don't want to get lost in her "Bermuda Vaginical" I'm too young to die

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

vaginal disaster

Child birth

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.

by sickophucko November 28, 2013

Team Vagine

superbad quote, for sexing the ladies, a.k.a hitting up team vagine

"shes d.t.f, down to fuck... team vagine, she wants to fuck me man" from superbad

by aimsred January 21, 2009

Vaginal Purging

When a female regrets having sex with a man in her past.

"Im in real need of some vaginal purging right now. If only my vagina could throw up like my stomach did, so I didn't have to live with admitting that I slept with that guy in the trench coat at the bar."

by Pirateprincess24 July 15, 2016