ur mom

has phat tiddies and loves my young tight cumt

“yah bro i fuck ur mom daily”

by stupidslut420 March 8, 2022

Ur Mom

The biggest comeback in human history.

"Hey what are you going to do today?" Then you respond with "ur mom!"

by MrCoolMan1414 May 5, 2023

I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.

Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022

ur mom

the baddest bitch in the world. best pussy ever

damn i’m tryna fuck ur mom

by rubric November 7, 2022

Ur mom

Absolutely massive and obeese also monsterous

My preesentation of UR MOM (UR MOTHER)

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

by Cloaker September 16, 2021

Ur mom

A comeback to literally anything that little kids use to insult others

Me : ur fat bruv
Jerry: we ain’t fat!!
Bob: I know, your fat!!
Me: ur as fat as ur mom
Bob + Jerry : Fuck!!

by FaZe N1NJ4 July 8, 2019

ur mom

my wife

A person: Haha loser ur mom!11!!!!!!
Me(an aplha mail): my wife X3 RawR nyaw!!!11! teeheee XDDDD get rec ked fuck u

by leg-eaters July 7, 2022