Twitterfare

Having an affair with someone you met on Twitter.

John and Linda are having a Twitterfare, I guess they met on Twitter and started chatting.

by CapitalITMan April 28, 2009

Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

Twister Midget

A young, trashy child that most likely lives in a trailer park.

I saw a crazy woman in Walmart the other day with her seven twister midgets.

by timbalanced December 9, 2009

Twitterage

Mass anger and hysteria that follows any failure on the part of Twitter. Also associated with disproportionate public expression of any online behavior.

When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.

by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009

Twitter boom

the time when people actually found out what twitter was and it got a plenty amount of people that litter the trending topics

How i hate twitter since the twitter boom all the trending topics have the jonas brothers atleast once a week

by katana_xi February 22, 2010

Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

by TwitDumped March 4, 2010

Twitteredian

A person who uses the Twitter service to dispatch jokes, who also believes themselves to be funny, but in reality are not.

"Did you read Joe's last twitter?"
"Yea, he's a regular Twitteredian *Rolls eyes*"

by Dr. Albert Grizzly March 18, 2010