a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.
Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.
by jnnjnjununoonno May 24, 2007
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Bro, my girl was sooooo mad at me for giving her that Hot Twat. I shouldn't have ate those hot wings dog.
by TheD0N81 June 18, 2011
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Get the Twat Swatter mug.a moderator in a group who has dictator-like qualities. they often ban active members who disagree with the mod's point of view. they delete entries at will, thus denying the people of our freedom of speech.known to have no sense of humor, they insist that everyone use proper 'netiquette' and micro-manage every aspect of a once-fun group. Twat Face is the ultimate fun killer.
by da trick biatch October 9, 2006
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Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009
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