a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.
Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.
by jnnjnjununoonno May 24, 2007
Get the twat goblinmug. This is the conclusion to what happens when you fool around with your girl after handling or eating spicy peppers (ie: jalepeno, serrano, habanero, etc.)
Bro, my girl was sooooo mad at me for giving her that Hot Twat. I shouldn't have ate those hot wings dog.
by TheD0N81 June 18, 2011
Get the Hot Twatmug. by BFlizzle May 18, 2009
Get the Twat Swattermug. a moderator in a group who has dictator-like qualities. they often ban active members who disagree with the mod's point of view. they delete entries at will, thus denying the people of our freedom of speech.known to have no sense of humor, they insist that everyone use proper 'netiquette' and micro-manage every aspect of a once-fun group. Twat Face is the ultimate fun killer.
by da trick biatch October 9, 2006
Get the Twat Facemug. The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.
Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009
Get the Twat Swattedmug. 1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.
Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.
by dryellowfever November 22, 2011
Get the Gordian Twatmug. by Joehtheman December 15, 2014
Get the twat slobbermug.