tight trumpet 

When the lips touch the anus, and the recipient farts and the trumpet "player" blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise.

Helen is the best tight trumpet player I've had, so good that I released my bowels...

tight trumpet by GoodnCrazyMan February 7, 2017

Alien trumpet basket 

You fuck her mouth with your toe, Facetime her mum and grandparents, grate your pubes into her eyelids, then cum on her knee like it's an alien trumpet basket.

"Oi Dean, why she got cum on her knee?"

"Gave her an alien trumpet basket."

Alien trumpet basket by Eskimo trebuchet denier April 25, 2019

Spunk trumpet 

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

Spunk trumpet by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021

Most Trumpet Players 

Play too quietly.

Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly

Most Trumpet Players by Jerry Smith's Dog November 16, 2021

Wetlipping a trumpet 

The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.

I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet

Wetlipping a trumpet by Trandolph1 June 2, 2018

playing the trumpet 

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

playing the trumpet by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020

playing the trumpet 

To make out profusely with another hardcore.

I played the trumpet with your mom all last night.

playing the trumpet by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003