toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.

I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again

by Joe Clabough September 09, 2008

Diamond Tossing

Take a large diamond a throw it into a lake. No retrieving it. You buy your own diamonds. Farthest throw wins. Gay, i know.

Bob and sue had a diamond tossing match today. Wow those fuckers must be rich.

by SpencerTusko July 13, 2006

tossed salad

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.

While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.

by scottyj May 30, 2003

Tossing The Salad

"Tossing the Salad" generally refers to prison. Blatantly put, "eating out of someone's ass". Eat their shit. Now.

"I'm the pie fucker don't you recognize me!?" "In prison, he'll be the pie. (chuckle from other guards)."-jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by ConclaveSodomy June 24, 2004

toss

Its not pronounced 'tuh - ah - es' you dingbat!

Toh - ss

by Me May 10, 2003

toss

To ridicule or mock a person, to make a fool of him or her.

Dude, I tossed you like a Caesar salad!

by styopa July 12, 2005

gnome toss

To change from missionary to upright isolation. That is: interrupt mid-thrust to toss the woman aside violently. Best performed on an anniversary.

"What, Dean, you were saying...?"
"Right, John, sorry -- I was just saying that if this bitch shorts my stock again, I'm just going to hit it, quit it, and pull a gnome toss."
"Yeah, sounds reasonable. Lunch?"

by CardCaptains September 16, 2008