brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022

cum toot

When you do anal and you toot out cum/nya goulder

I just cum tooted

by Past June 10, 2021

Toot

A Chong

Where’s my toot

by DARREN GEESUS November 21, 2024

Tooting on the Boris

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

by lozda January 3, 2025

Tuna Toot

It is either the ripple effect that occurs when you toot and it travels slowly right up the front, or in some cases actually is derived from the depths of the shame cave itself. Either way is gross and wrong but life happens.

Quit tuna tooting in your fricken grunders! Geez.

by Crispyshelbycake October 25, 2025

Shroom Toot

Where you get gassy and toot during sex while high on shrooms (psyclobin derived).

Mary had a fit of shroom toots during sex and she releases gas in between thrusts as she is high on shrooms.

by XD_DEADMAN December 28, 2025