le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

Toot

A Chong

Where’s my toot

by DARREN GEESUS November 21, 2024

Scooting N Tooting

Scooting N Tooting means to fart and run away from away from the scene of the crime

I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting

by ScootingNTooting May 4, 2019

Peter Toots

when your penis farts

listen to that peter toots

by mantis422 September 19, 2020

Tortellini toot

When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox

She gave me a good old fashioned tortellini toot

by Your D Deliver November 5, 2022

Toot

A bong like contraptiption made from a tin can sellotaped into a tube then pit through a bottle like a bong peice then a ball of baccy gets stuffed down the tube then 0.1-0.2 gs of chronic is put on top and lit until it drops in one.

Let's get licked and hit a toot!

by Toootman August 15, 2017

Toot

Toot is a slang name for Cocaine.

Plank says "Where can we get some toot from?"

Billy says in response " Ring Gripper ! Apparently he's got some banging toot"

by Dirty Birty March 12, 2014