Chair Brownie

When you're sitting in a chair and you have to poop but you can't get up you poop
Aw man I just did a Chair Brownie
by Notachairbrownie February 20, 2017
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froggy chair

Froggy chair is a chair in Animal Crossing that is also froggy. It is froggy chair and nothing else. Praise froggy chair
This villager gave me a froggy chair today.
by Cassandreja December 28, 2019
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chair whore

a girl who borrows your beach chairs that you stole and fucks your best friend on them and leaves them behind
That chair whore did it again!
by dk2 July 11, 2007
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zoffing chair

chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"
slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"oh no!!!!!"
by munkah January 26, 2004
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Chair Time

The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.
Please don't bother me, I have very little chair time and am trying to prestige.
by Owl In Dee Navy June 18, 2010
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Jumping the Chair

Coined by Vox reporter Phil Edwards, it is the idea (or action/turning point) of a person, icon or celebrity turning from a rough and organic human to a polished, unrelatable and manufactured "ideal" being.

This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.

Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
John: Do you want to see me perfectly crack an egg with a soup ladle?
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
by susmaster420 February 05, 2022
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tippie chair

an irresponsible game, usually played under the influence of an alcoholic substance. The rules include finding the drunkest person in a pub and tipping their chair back and measuring the time in which takes for the person to fall backwards. The winners are rewarded with a cockie-slappie (see cockie slappie ref)
"Laura has one cockie slappie to her name because she gave that drunkard a tippie chair"
by Alan D B April 16, 2007
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