thunder pig

A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.

Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 15, 2007

thunder blast

A loud passing of gass. A big fart. A reference to the power and length of a fart.

My wife let a thunder blast in her sleep and I jumped three feet!

by rael220 October 03, 2006

thunder cunt

One of my favorite insults to call someone on the internet and I still need to use it in real life.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.

1:Hey you! shut the fucking hell up you turd guzzling ball sack gobbling cum guzzling ass ramming testicle gobbling butt fucking thunder cunt faggot hoe.

Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt

by (Shadow) July 28, 2006

grundle thunder

When someone is rubbing your grundle or sack area intensly, and you chafe to the point of bleeding and then you let out very thunderous bloody shart onto your partners face.

Peter got major grundle thunder from brandi last night, he came home bloody and smelling of shart

by Peter Boardman October 08, 2005

tropic thunder

The feeling of being sick when you go to a tropical place and eat strange food therefor resulting in extreme indegestion.

Don't drink the water in Mexico or you might catch the tropic thunder.

by jjonasluvr May 26, 2008

Rolling Thunder

Derived from the US military attack known as Operation Rolling Thunder, the Rolling Thunder is a sexual act involving Coprophagia, or shit fetish. One participant lies on the ground as the other moves to a relatively far location. When the second participant is at a reasonable range, he/she accelerates to a sprinting speed and performs a long jump over the first participant and attempts to shit upon the him or her in mid air in attempt to reenact Operation Rolling Thunder.

"Did you hear about John trying a Rolling Thunder on Sarah? He fucked up and now he has to replace the carpet."

by GiddyGobbler September 18, 2014

thunder head

The act in which when a man is receiving oral sex, he pulls his penis out of the persons mouth and cock slaps them repeatedly on the head and continues to ejaculate onto their face.

I gave that skank a thunder head last night when she charged me an extra 50 bucks for the blow job.

by KTKV November 26, 2009