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dead tree edition

The paper version of a journal or newspaper article
Hey, you got the dead tree edition of this 'Quantum Tunnelling of a Boson through a Trapezoidal Potential Barrier' paper?
Fuck Off!
by Mudit January 31, 2005
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David Tyree

Currently, Tyree is a wide receiver for the New York Giants. He went to Syracuse and was a 6th round draft pick. He didn't become well-known until his role in Super Bowl XLII.

First he caught a touchdown that put the Giants ahead in the fourth quarter. The Patriots scored after that, so the Giants had one drive to win the game. On 3rd and 5, Giants QB Eli Manning was almost sacked by 2+ Patriot defenders. Somehow he got away from all of them and threw the ball downfield. David Tyree caught the ball with his arm and his helmet, as his other arm was being held by Rodney Harrison.

That was the play of the game, and it has many names such as Helmet Catch, Double Miracle, David and Eliath, The Great Escape, The Great Helmet Escape Catch, etc.

This catch probably saved the game for the Giants, as Manning went on to throw a game-winning touchdown to WR Plaxico Burress, ending the Patriots' perfect season as they were 18-0 at the time. Now they get to be 18-1. Losers.
"What a play by Eli Manning! He eluded three sacks! And what a catch by David Tyree, with 58 seconds to go!"
-Bob Papa (yes, that is the real name of a broadcaster.)
by Not that girl January 14, 2009
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dead tree media

Newspapers and magazines, as opposed to talk radio and the Blogosphere.
I picked up the Times in the bus station the other day. Nothing in that dead tree media!
by octopod April 20, 2006
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devils tree

the tree where the kkk used to hang african americans, it is the only tree in the middle of no where, in a field. many attempts to cut it down have all failed, due to a ghostly guardian warding away people who try.
lets try to cut down devils tree
-hell no
why?
-i don't want to die or be cursed
pussy
by Thepwndizzler November 5, 2006
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dead tree

Pejorative for paper, books, and other hard copies that required killing of trees in order to produce them.

Often used when one prefers an electronic version or submission of a product otherwise seen on paper.
"Hello, Clive. Do you accept online dropbox submissions of our homework, or are we compelled to take from the environment by printing out and submitting dead trees to your desk every Thursday?"
by Egao No Genki March 3, 2012
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Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.
Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*
by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010
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Dirty Tyree

When a boss has sexual relations with an employee and makes their spouse film the session.
I had a dirty Tyree session last night after my supervisor liked the way I looked in my new jeans.
by drdalch November 25, 2014
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