thongwarrior

A man who likes to steal his wife’s underwear and prance around in the dark sniffing poppers ! As he does this he beliefs he is a Zulu warrior charging down Micheal Caine ..

That guy who looks like he sniffs flue is a real thongwarrior

by The real thongman December 23, 2019

Thongin

A 'Thongin' is a form of harsh punishment performed upon someone who has either misbehaved, disrespected or in most cases, just been a bloody idiot ! You will quite often hear bogans havin an argument about who's shout it is at the pub which leads to the dominate bogan handin out a brutal 'Thongin'

Baz: "Reg ! Reg ! Look, dis fella bout to cop a hidden ! They been arguin over who's buyin piss"

Reg: "Nah Nah Baz ! That bloke is gonna get a fucken Thongin"

by YaWantAThogin!? March 16, 2020

THONG

Thong, is when you have bebe and you wear on booty

Max: Yesterday i had bebe now i wear on booty i call it THONG

kenny: Wow! Is that a new invention?

Max: idk dude, maybe.

by bolt148 March 16, 2020

Thonglet

A very small thong such as might be worn by a child or any other kind of Little Person.

A lot of people oppose the thonglet because they make an immediate association between bare buttocks and sexuality, which they are free to do, but it must be remembered that the sun feels swell on the buns.

by ApricotFields June 14, 2020

Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*

“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”

by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020

Thong

1. A sexy piece of undergarment or panty which girls wear that shows lots of ass and covers up the vaginal area like a covid mask. Also a stringy panty where you can put a dollar in the band when tipping a stripper at the club.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.

Ronnie: damn man dem thongs on that girl like n-n-nasty!!!

Brian: yeah man

Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating

Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!

by Western Tunesmith February 8, 2021

Thong

A piece of slutty undergarment in various seductive colors that fast female wear to make men’s dick’s hard. Very thin and Lacey and rides up that thot’s backside to reveal the total ass.

I got to keep that hoe’s thong after wearing her ass out,I wear that thong with pride on my head (with the ass and the pussy part facing my nose) like a luchador and wack off.

by Assman2000 February 8, 2021