good thing you don't keep guns in the house

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

by Affable Douche December 3, 2013

internet thing

Another word for router when you can't think of the word or you just don't wanna say it

Jill: is the Internet thing on?
Bob: yea it is buts it's also known as the touter

by Barbraboo September 3, 2016

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010

blob-like thing

Something with a lot of curves and no particular form other than being a, well, blob. Quite insulting to be called one. Also insulting to have your artwork called one.

"He's a rather blob-like thing."
Her fancy abstract artwork was more of a blob-like thing.

by Gabbrette Karma September 17, 2013

Not a thing

Not a thing is the opposite of "it's a thing"

Human rights in America, not a thing

by Creature of the 21st Century June 30, 2018

theinflamablesquirel

a squirel dat is on fire!!!!

Dan is on fire lol im bored

by Mach4 February 22, 2005

It's a Fabio thing

To describe why a compliment is really sweet, but incredibly weird at the same time.

Fabio: I love your voice.

Kat: ...ok. Why?
Fabio: It's a Fabio thing.

by wolfofthepride August 14, 2010