Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

Top Pot

A chain of doughnut shops in the Seattle area, founded in 2002. They serve better coffee than Starbucks and THE best doughnuts in America.

Person 1: Let's stop by Starbucks and spend ten dollars on overpriced coffee and marked-up snacks!
Person 2: Orrrr we could just hit up Top Pot.
Person 1: Oh yeah, we should do that. What was I thinking?

by SoundOfff February 11, 2014

Chicken Tops

little children fighting

dad: ben and chis, you are acting like a chicken tops

by Young Maggi June 23, 2018

Top Mentor

Top Mentor:Any one who inspire students from age of 5 years into Engineeeing,Medicine and Science

Top Mentor:Late K K Pillai and his eldest son Eminent Engineer Vijay K Vijayaratnam who founded Topmentor website in 2002

by DrEng March 16, 2021

Knuffin Top

The fat that hangs over an extremely obese person's knees.

Check out the knuffin tops on that Walmart shopper.

by azneck1 May 31, 2013

top slot

To have something as a 1st priority; something that comes before everything else.

Justin: "Going to Cicotti is top slot for tonight!"
Trevor: " Sorry, I can't hangout tonight, it's just not top slot."

by Abrv. February 27, 2017

top time

Slang for the reverse missionary position. Ideally, you are able to see your woman's eyes, lips, shoulders, and most importantly, her spectacular breasts, in the same field of vision. This position also makes for easy transition of your lips from her lips to her breasts and vice versa. Great for foreplay or the full finish.

Last night was fabulous. Angie gave me some great top time!

by Backswing99 December 6, 2017