Salmonitis

When your body swells uncontrollably due to, to much ingestion of salmon

Briget has salmonitis

by Shaninandtickles May 7, 2019

Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

Salmonize

To swim against the tide. To be original and unique in your own way.

Look at that girl! What a salmonizer!

Today i won't care about the style, I'll fucking salmonize.

by Devil-E September 9, 2017

purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

Salmon

A person who is mean or rude, synonym for jerk.

You salmon!

by Evoker94 December 2, 2024

Stinky Salmon

When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.

“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 6, 2022