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Port-folded

( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.
After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.

I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!
by ungrammed April 13, 2022
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Port D'or

A small island populated entirely by questionable people. Port D'or doesn't ask too many questions, a haven for criminals and undesirables of all kind
1) Yo, where you off to this weekend again?
2) Port D'or!
1) Sick, I hear you can get up to all sorts there, I might go soon too
by ChamJops September 5, 2021
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Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.
by XaeroRamirez August 28, 2011
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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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Panamanian Port-O-Potty

You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.
I think I’ll stop by 7-11 on the way home, someone’s getting a Panamanian Port-O-Potty tonight!
by Freako Depot April 30, 2025
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Port-a-porking

I was port-a-porking this chick at a job site.
by chinesecigar December 18, 2025
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c o0wrjfg[porting

Een nieuw bestaand woord bedacht tijdens het herschrijven van de Nederlandse taalcanon;
Áh man, mijn dag was echt zo c o0wrjfgporting vandaag, ik wil echt c o0wrjfgporting, godverdec o0wrjfgporting.
by O~J November 29, 2023
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