The Fecal Pete

The act of shitting into someone's eye

Last night, Debbie and I took part in the newest sexual craze: The Fecal Pete. She's got a thing for that.

by CRE-s October 26, 2013

Pete Linney

A drink made by mixing 2 parts vodka with 3 parts ginger beer.
Add a dash of gigner and a wedge of lemon to taste.

"Pete Linney on the rocks please"

by Matthew Shaw February 5, 2008

Sneaky Pete

The fragrant relationship between two guys that meet at a urinal. One guy must reach in and grab the urinal cake then masturbate the other to ejaculation. It's rough but only for the formidable.

That sneaky Pete just held my shit with a god damn urinal cake

by Lippy1488 December 16, 2017

Big as Pete

When something is obvious and in your face. A glaringly unavoidable crap fest that is headed your way.

By the way this is a word my mother made up.

person 1: "I knew that uncle Remus would make a huge hairy deal over this small problem!"

person 2: "Sure enough, here he comes marching down the driveway, big as Pete!"

by missylalalalalala October 11, 2008

Sneaky Pete

A characteristic of quality starins of marijuana that don't get you high at first but inebriates later.

Damn i thought that was some bunk but thats some sneaky pete.

by C & P August 4, 2009

Prickly Pete

While providing oral pleasure to the genitals, one partner with facial hair brushes it aginst the vagina, anus, or testicles of another partner, thereby performing a "Prickly Pete" or allowing himself (or herself, in the case of a bearded lady) to be deemed "Prickly Pete".

Last night this guy was nibbling on my asshole and when he came up for air, his goatee gave me a wicked Prickly Pete!

by HometownQueer March 22, 2009

Slippery Pete

A teen boy who gets very sweaty and starts dripping sweat within minutes. Therefore getting "slippery."

Mikey was jumping so much on the trampoline, he became a slippery pete!

He was slipping all over the trampoline just like pete would do!

by alienZ September 4, 2014