MESS

The greatest group of people to ever walk this planet.

"Who are those amazing cool vibey people who have been drinking since 9am?" "Oh they're from MESS"

by theveryhungrycaterpillar September 15, 2020

girl mess

the mess you might find on a girls floor, desk etc
could be a variety of things like random underwear, bows, old cereal, mascara, hairbrush, literally just random cute girl stuff in a mess
no matter what it is it's cute cuz it's a girls

me: ugh i love girl mess
poop: wdym it's a pile of old makeup wipes
me: that's exactly what i mean bro it's cute

by nocluebruc January 31, 2024

Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

Mess Hall Haircut

The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.

Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana rocks a Mess Hall Haircut.

by Ryudomo August 30, 2010

Messed

Refers to something that is messed up; Messed

That(s) is/was/gonna be messed.

by ARHester January 9, 2024

mess with his head

cause someone to feel frustrated, anxious, or upset.

"he wasn't about to let some goddamn punk mess with his head"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022