Dog

Something your mom will never buy you

Me: I want a dog
Mom: tf

by crispysalads March 8, 2019

Dog

Acts as a shadow to humans but doesn't disappear when it's dark. This particular shadow also requires food and exercise.

Is also a source of unconditional love, joy and entertainment.

The dog followed me to the bathroom then to the kitchen and proceeded to beg for food.

by papipup October 30, 2017

Dog

A very cute thing that could be vicious. They come in many many breeds and are the most popular.

Me: omg look at that dog
Friend: omg its so CUTEEEE

by AnnoyingBadger November 15, 2018

dog

Every boy and man in the world

YOU ARE A DOG

by Lone wolf Female May 16, 2018

dog

yummy

i eat dog

by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019

Dog

a furry friend that will always be there for you :D

no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family

doggo

by .missgirlwentmissing. May 20, 2021

Dog

Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.

That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.

by BeesWhomstMine June 12, 2018