by Poopyboy420 March 25, 2022
A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 07, 2023
Is it a rapist? A manipulator? Do they try to give people eating disorders? ALL OF THE ABOVE!! If you like having friends STAY AWAY! if you do something the crazy crow doesn't like they will do their best to ruin your life!
by Amazing Bastard September 20, 2022
orifice into which breadsticks are to be inserted making certain to utilize water based alfredo sauce
by Blazeysdad April 21, 2024
Someone who is "with the crows" is plotting or conspiring against you, or is planning to sabotage you somehow.
by without the crows January 28, 2011
A stupid slutty blonde who gives head to gang members and drug dealers for vapes, they do not care about the ages of people they hook up with, go to parties dressed like they want to get raped, they cant keep a friend for their life, they are really fucking toxic, have a cussing problem, and beat the absolute fuck outa bitches.
Person A: "WOAH, I'm feeling like Emma Crowe right now!
Person B: OH FUCK NO, change everything about yourself instantly
Person B: OH FUCK NO, change everything about yourself instantly
by iwillfuckyourman August 22, 2022
A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.
by LaurenBarnhart January 01, 2025