The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 08, 2024

Ted Talk gang

a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers

“Oh Ted Talk gang is live again”

by Sav :) November 25, 2021

fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox

It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.

Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"

by goofygoobergrape33333 January 25, 2025

TED

Ted is a way of life, a state of being, all should open their hearts to Ted. Ted will lead is the answer, ted is all you need. Join ted

Ted will lead us towards salvation

by TED BUHDY July 09, 2021

Ted

A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻

Boy:do you know ted

Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day

Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…

by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022

Ted

Stand Ted on your school bag.

I'm having a rough Ted right now.

by LiptonIceTeaGreen December 04, 2021

ted

ted aka teddy weddy is one kf my bffs and rhey can cancel me at any moment but they decide not to

suga: omg ted remeber ur cumbur era
ted: omg no never speak of that era AGAIN!!!! 😡😡😡😡

by sugaboogerstink July 03, 2023