The Reyes Syndrome

The Reyes (KING) Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the person with this mental disorder cannot determine the difference between constructive criticism and insults. People with this syndrome may also be obstinate and brash. Some examples of this may be that they are unable to take advice or even listen to people in some circumstances. When confronted with someone with Reyes Syndrome, please be patient with them as they do not recognize if you can be trusted or not.

"God he just wont take any advice i try to give him. Why is that?"
"Be patient with him, he has THE REYES SYNDROME."

by Yugure Tatsumi July 26, 2021

Fawlty Syndrome

A curious phenomenon whereby an individual will find themselves (in) a job or profession, involving activities and duties contrary to their personalities and preferences - such as a hotelier who has no liking or even patience for people.

My kid's teacher seems to hate children! Fawlty Syndrome, who could explain it?

by Andy Sword March 3, 2011

Fox Syndrome

Inability to commit to a new television show until after it's first season has aired.

I can't risk becoming involved with a new show just to have it cancelled after one season. I guess I'm suffering Fox Syndrome.

by elwaz February 11, 2010

Xenev syndrome

disability to not speak

Juicers when i started watching xeven after 2 weeks I got Xenev syndrome and now i'm getting bullied at school.

-Sun Tzu

by DrPeasant April 23, 2021

Biggielous Syndrome

If you are above 300 pounds you have Biggielous Syndrome.

Garfield: Feed me, Jombathan. I require the lasagion.
Jon: Garfield you fat piece of shit. You have Biggielous Syndrome, I will put you down with a shotgun like Odie.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 30, 2022

Disney Syndrome

When people treat animals like people. They believe in the principle that animals belong caged inside apartments and homes when in fact this is no different than taking animals from their natural habitat and cage them no different than a zoo. This is in fact animal cruelty and the biggest enabler of animal trade. Disney has unintentionally taught this idea by creating movies in which animals speak fluently, plot plans, and heroically save everyone, and everything, including pray they in the real world eat or kill. A good example of this is Beauty and the Beast, in where a princess fucks around with a big hairy, muscular animal (that turns into human later...). Subliminally teaching it's okay to have sex with animals, ideally gorilla-like.

Melissa is so pretty, why is she on dating apps? She has the Disney syndrome, fairy tale priorities over men or starting a real family.

by biggyballz February 12, 2020

Aruba Syndrome

The inability to fully enjoy a vacation or scenic destination due to the absence of one's significant other. Commonly experienced by individuals who are in love.

"While on vacation alone, my hotel gave me a free upgrade to its best honeymoon suite with a full ocean view. Although it was beautiful, I couldn't truly enjoy it; instead, I only missed my boyfriend that much more. It was a classic case of Aruba Syndrome."

by Veritaste July 1, 2018