the dirty sock

(n) a sock, sometimes used communally, in which one uses to contain ejaculatory fluids.

"I shot my massive load into the dirty sock."

by Aeron Nobodie January 21, 2003

spirit sock

Noun. A sock that is used as a jizz recepticle when masterbating.

Dude, get your spirit sock off my bunk you homo.

by Foss January 6, 2007

Bro Sock

A tube sock that has an unopened can of Natural Ice dropped in it which can be used as a weapon. A bro sock can then be used to knock your bro out if he's about to do something stupid. It can also be used to knock some stupid ho out if she's doing something stupid.

Example 1:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened last night? I think I had too many fuckin' Jagerbombs or something...

Bro D: Nah Bro, I had to hit you in the back of the head with my bro sock, you were about to fuck this nasty ho.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.

Example 2:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened to that nasty ho last night?

Bro D: Bro, I had to knock her the fuck out with my bro sock, she was trying to rape every guy at the party.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.

by BrosLqqkinOutForBros May 6, 2008

siberian sock

The action of slipping your foot entirely into a woman's vagina.

Dude, my feet were so cold last night. Thank God, my girlfriend was over, I used her as a siberian sock.

by Daveeed August 26, 2005

bog sock

Euphemism; a codom, a rubber or french letter.

'ang on luv, if I'm to be pokin around down there I shall 'ave to slip on one of me bog socks!

by jamq July 14, 2003

lucky sock

What most teenage boys use to masturbate

I just got done using my lucky sock, now ill use it again.

by Raven's Haven January 1, 2012

sock shover

A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.

I love being a sock shover and passing huge brown n' white swirly turds.

by Catholic Virgin December 11, 2007