Mad Realities

A reality in which things are a little more mad than usual. It may feel like you are entering an alternate universe.

Damn, I can't believe Elon Musk is buying Twitter. Mad Realities, man.

by LeannTheSexTherapist April 27, 2022

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Reality

If you think you have a solid grasp on it; you haven't thought about it enough. Just ask a Dr.

Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."

Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"

Iam "Stop...."

Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."

Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."

Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."

Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

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reality-breaker

someone you hate very vividly to the point where they ruin your perspective of reality

"Screw you brick, you reality-breaker!" brick then replies to shaun "what."

by lauchfromdarkages May 27, 2022

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Reality Bites/Bytes

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.

Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"

by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022

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