national post

canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"

Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"

Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?

by maks October 13, 2004

the united nations

The United Nations (UN) is an intergovernmental organization tasked to promote international cooperation and to create and maintain international order. A replacement for the ineffective League of Nations, the organization was established on 24 October 1945 after World War II in order to prevent another such conflict.

The United Nations has just withheld a vote on international trading.

by Etch Jackson January 1, 2018

Washington Nationals

N.

1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...

Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!

by Legends of Suck July 28, 2009

non-national

(Irish) One of the blacks. A foreigner of some sort. Not one of us, but not a brit either

Senator Paschal Mooney: "... I prefer to go to a local taxi driver rather than somebody who is obviously a non-national."

source: Irish Senate January 23rd 2013 (Taxi driver legislation debate)

by dirtylaugh January 24, 2013

baller nation

An adjective that expresses supreme flyocity. for more info, see fuck yo couch

Hey, cracka, these Sun Chips look real fly next to the Root Beer. Baller nation!

by CRuff June 24, 2008

CFJ Nation

Coon Face Jean Nation- Group of Thugs in Lincoln Nebraska.

CFJ Nation goes hard in the paint.

by jstones88 September 14, 2012

Donkey Nation

I group of men who set out to be the most intoxicated people in the streets while acting like fools in all circumstances. The group originated in New Orleans, Louisiana in the early 1990's and has spread to Southern California and Europe.

That must be the Donkey Nation. No one else would behave so poorly.

by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008