gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.

"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"

by What a Hampton November 29, 2016

grammar mustard

Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)

"That's not how you spell that Sofa, you grammar mustard"

by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016

Love mustard

Semen, cum, sperm, vaginal secretion.

That hooker last night swallowed all of my love mustard.

by LoveRottie November 30, 2018

Mustard

No it’s not an instrument Patrick

“Is mustard an instrument?”

by VladimirPapa June 13, 2018

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018

mustard jar

What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers

player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QWRTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVNMPOIUYT May 21, 2018