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Joseph Wentz

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.
Joseph Wentz makes Chuck Norris quiver with fear!
by reborn87 February 3, 2010
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Pulling a Joseph

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!
"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.
by Moneytree March 24, 2008
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Joseph Smith

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.
by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009
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Joseph Chitty

This rare term is one of three things.

1.) A term to describe something more powerfull then God himself, Super-God.

2.) Something women scream during an orgasm.

3.) An individual possessing in excess of 1,000,000 man points
Well, after beating Chuck Norris in a punch up and the Stig in a race you're a genuine Joseph Chitty
by Joeisnthome June 4, 2011
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Joseph Hoffman

OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS LITERALLY MY LORD AND SAVIOR AND I WOULD WILLINGLY peel my skin :)
omg that dude over there is a literal god, he's a..... Joseph Hoffman
by gnomeoandjuliet February 20, 2019
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Joseph Desaulnier

A hot character from a game called IDV (Identity V) Short outta most other hunters in game and also known as The Photographer. He has his own world through cameras and is very stylish with his fashion sense.
Weirdos: "I ship him with Aesop/Embalmer Me: "Ew age difference" (also me: "Joseph Desaulnier is so hot" Joseph in his 40s: ...)
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Joseph spinale

Joseph spinale has big dick bigger than joshua spinale Josh is gay
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