Ron Jon

That friend that always gets left out:(

He’s the Ron Jon of the group

by AshDONYA May 30, 2019

Elton Jon

1. "Elton Jon" refers to the white ring of powder left around ones nostril after snorting a line of powdered drugs such as ketamine, cocaine and mephadrone.
The definition came about when a crackhead said the lind "melted elton john into a polo, what happens to the wholes in polos?".

2. Polo means the same thing.

son your elton jon is showing, fix up

by number1eltonfan October 12, 2010

Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.

1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"

by Maryene August 30, 2005

jon carner

a male who tries to be funny,typically a teacher, who enjoys science. WHen you make yourself seem like a geek, therefore being a Jon Carner.

Geez Mike, don't go pulling a Jon Carner!

by Phil Bill Dick February 12, 2009

Jon Calabro

The coolest, sexiest man ever known to man.

Person 1 :"Did you see Jon Calabro earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah! He looked so cool and sexy!"

by Pig poop balls November 27, 2020

Jon Boy

colloquial Australian slang for a Rent Boy or someone who has partaken in a few to many disco biscuits and lost the rock.

"Jon boy mate, I remember when you were Jon Boy Rock......get off the pingers!"

by JB LOST THE R May 3, 2010

Lil' Jon

The King of Crunkiness..The onlt rap artist that has rap that I'll actually listen to..This bitch is cool!

To the Windows!! TO THE WALLS!! TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004