I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner

"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"

by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022

Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".

"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"

by Iron Egg November 23, 2021

Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.

Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.

by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017

flat felicia

a flat bitch

she looks like a flat felicia

by flatfelica123 June 17, 2019

Flat Pussy

A pussy without any discernible lips whatsoever.

That chick has got flat boobs, flat ass, I bet she has flat pussy too.

by deimos-dread April 21, 2020

No time flat

To appear somewhere very quickly.

Will be at the park in no time flat.

by Toa Pohatu March 26, 2017