A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole
by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025

by FlinArch September 7, 2017

by Bomb Boy 5893 February 3, 2022

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022

When you go away for a weekend with fraternity brothers to a brother’s beautiful lake house, and you decide to take a dump in the pristine lake waters.
by Freakie14 May 1, 2022

by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009

A phase used by Helldivers who participated in all four battles on Malevolent Creek to show mutual honor and respect to their fellow veterans of those 4 bloody battles in the name of Managed Democracy
by Direwolf July 26, 2025
