Searching the Cave

The act of inserting your entire body into someones vagina along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan cock. Also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a homosexual pervert and has a poop fetish.

I'm a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018

Face Cave

A mouth

Shut your face cave!

I can't wait to shovel this pad thai into my face cave.

by ThesauRoss April 29, 2010

Cave Dank

The recognizable, unique smell in a night club that blasts you in the face when you enter. It's a cocktail aroma of perfume, cologne, breath, alcohol, smoke, soapy sweat, body odor, and pheromones -- all mixed together and cooled by the A/C that blows it throughout the enclosed space and out the front door.

The powerful stench of cave dank emanates from every night club on 5th and E St.

by The Gideon Lion July 30, 2021

cave slave

A slave to the cave; one who guards select caves for all eternity; every full moon a light been emits from their bums revealing the hidden secrets of the cave.

"Did you see that bright light?" "Yeah! It's a full moon, it must be the cave slave revealing the hidden secrets of the cave."

by shewhodanceswithbongs September 4, 2016

Des's Cave

3 Guys fit in and she looks "surprised" they all fit in with room to spare

Did you see Facebook? Everyone went on a hike and they all ended in Des's Cave.

by HikingAnonymous August 11, 2019

cookie cave

A hidden vault for storing stolen cookies

Can often be associated with skirts or cookie cave

by The-Friendly-Enderman October 31, 2013

Cave Jockey

{Colloquial English, from East-End London}

A gentleman who enjoys riding in another man's dirty hole. Usually less intelligent than the closely related Marmite Miner.

Ben "C'mon Dave show me your arse"
Dave "Get off me Ben, you cave jockey"

by Brucey Big Bonus April 16, 2013