Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009

showing hair

Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.

'Nick's all talk. You'll never see him showing hair.'

by anarcissie August 9, 2013

Watch the show

An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.

"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"

"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"

by MrExister February 13, 2023

Nerd Showing

(n) late night screening of a movie, usu. midnight release on Thursday nights

Jose waited with the rest of those twifags for three hours in line at the nerd showing just so they could see it first.

by Van Devious August 11, 2010

Drunk Show

When a person has gone completely past their threshold and is trashed beyond belief. Usually they end up making a drunken spectacle of themselves in a public setting.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see _____ trying to breakdance on the table at Denny's last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he was a total drunk show. Lolz"

by Llevoj December 15, 2011

rat show

A person or situation that is wild, crazy or just plain unbelievable, a situation or person that you don’t really like or can’t trust, utter chaos, stupidity

Luke forgot to bring his wallet on the first date and did it on purpose Claire could sense this so she told her cousin he was a rat show.

There was a lot of traffic merging wildly, what a rat show !!

by Clairebonnie January 12, 2018

postgame show

The time after a party is over when everyone is piss drunk, and crazy, unthinkable things begin to happen. This display is especially funny to the sober people in the area.

"Dude, Tammy is so drunk right now! I can't wait to see the postgame show once we leave this party!"

by JMayzin October 31, 2009