A pitiful individual, whom has mistakenly entered a relationship with a J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess). He will spend the rest of his days having his mom proud of him; however, he will always be disappointed with himself for being constantly bossed around by his J.A.P. One could say he is the epitome of being whipped.
The only thing he has to be proud of is that all J.A.P.'s give some of the best blow jobs around. He will constantly brag about that to his friends in attempt to make himself happy with his life decision. Don't fall for his bragging though, he is secretly depressed with all of the decisions he has made in his life.
In addition he is always trying to please his mom. Overall, a Jewish American Prince is a sad individual that no one strives to be.
The only thing he has to be proud of is that all J.A.P.'s give some of the best blow jobs around. He will constantly brag about that to his friends in attempt to make himself happy with his life decision. Don't fall for his bragging though, he is secretly depressed with all of the decisions he has made in his life.
In addition he is always trying to please his mom. Overall, a Jewish American Prince is a sad individual that no one strives to be.
Hey guys I can't go out to the bars again - Joseph
Why not? - Robert
My girlfriend is making me watch 50 First Dates again - Joseph
You are such a fucking Jewish American Prince - Robert
Why not? - Robert
My girlfriend is making me watch 50 First Dates again - Joseph
You are such a fucking Jewish American Prince - Robert
by JewManJi The 2nd Exodus May 25, 2016
Get the jewish american princemug. A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009
Get the Triple Jewish Bagelmug. Much like the chinese fire drill. you pull up next to a really nice car, convince them to also get out of their car, then you get back into the nicer of the two cars and drive off.
"Oh my goodness Jim, a Lambourghini! lets ditch this piece of shit civic and pull a jewish fire drill for their ride."
by K-dizzle2434332210 May 21, 2009
Get the Jewish Fire Drillmug. by m lk October 10, 2008
Get the jewish cunt flapsmug. When a man pulls his scrotum over a ladies face and places his butthole directly over the nose. Said man than proceedes to fart mercilessly. The spreading of the ball sack makes a perfect "mask" over the womans face and forces her to deeply inhale any anal flatulence.
by Professor Poops May 16, 2006
Get the jewish gas maskmug. The International Jewish Conspiracy, or IJC, is group who runs everything in the United States government, and possibly the whole world. They are responsible for killing Mr. Orange and pouring radioactive liquid on retarded kid's genitals.
"As a representative of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I'd like to inform you that we're almost out of gas."
"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill "
"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill "
by ROFLCOPTER|O_S January 15, 2008
Get the International Jewish Conspiracymug. When you go skydiving, and you pull down your pant and take a HUGE dump. It accelerates so fast to the ground it becomes a deadly weapon.
by Pedestrian Hit by brick shit April 11, 2010
Get the The Quirky Jewish Boymug.