Testicularexplodoses

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Beating your dick too much could result in a condition known as testicularexplodoses in which all of the sperm cells would explode out of the testicles in a similar fashion to a frag grenade.

Coroner 1: Yup there's evidence of intense masterbation.

Coroner 2: Damn we lost another one to Testicularexplodoses.

by YaBoiDark December 15, 2018

Testicular Eclipse

When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.

Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!

by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019

Testicle fuck

the act of placing a penis in between two testicles and making rapid humping motions repeatedly

The last time I saw a pair of testicles that nice I had to testicle fuck them

by skinnypenis42069 March 24, 2019

Testicular infection

Very painful infection in the testicles. May have moderate to severe pain. Medical help is strongly suggested for proper diagnosis.

Why are you looking up medical conditions on a site mainly used for modern day slangs?

Man 1: Oh shit I think I got testicular infection!
Man 2: Go get a doctor to properly diagnose it!
Man 1: AAHHHH GOD IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!

by Piggy_Master603 June 22, 2019

Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.

*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.

by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019

Testiculas-mitotisome

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.

"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"

by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019

Testicularitis

A Disease in males that stops sperm production and increases calcium in kidneys

My Nigga Has Testicularitis

by Ball Desease May 7, 2021