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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.
I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.
by RamvoX February 19, 2021
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teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's legs from under them, named after Teddy Walker who became the first victim to this manoeuvre in 2014
I'm gonna teddy takedown that kid at lunch
by Leptonomo June 6, 2019
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Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.
by not.erin November 24, 2021
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Teddy Riley'd

When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.
Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.
by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020
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Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
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