turd swapper

The exchanging of fecal matter with another.

You're a real turd swapper, Dave.

by John Skinner July 10, 2007

meat seap

Pre-mature ejaculation. Also formidable with the slow dance chubby. The trickling of semen from the penis, due to sexual arousal.

Slow dance chubby spit up and now i have this fucking meat seap on my pants

by BurgL May 13, 2008

Yard Swap

The act of taking a family's possessions from their yard (such as furniture, lawn gnomes, potted plants, pink flamingos, balls, bicycles, hula hoops, etc..) and replacing it with another family's, and visa versa.

Yo man I am bored as shit, lets go do a Yard Swap on some innocent familys in the rich neighborhood up the street.

by Teh Conez October 9, 2012

Indio Swap Meet

The act of dipping your sweaty lubricated balls into the desert sand and dragging them repeatedly across your partners face, much like sandpaper.

Shane prepared the finest Indio swap meet Mike has ever had.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016

Swap swap

To beat the pussy up.

Girl, you and me just gotta swap swap.

by Swapmaster June 1, 2010

Hot swap

When a women dates a man, and dumps him for his twin brother.

I liked his body but he was annoying so I hot swapped him for his brother.

by Mattmiller0126 July 27, 2017

Soft-Swap

This is terminology in the swinging community. A soft-swapping couple means only the females do the swapping and only with other females.

"Soft-Swappers" are the majority of swinging couples since, more often than not, the male husband is not bisexual.

"Steve and I love watching our wives fuck. This soft-swapping is a good arrangement since Steve isn't attracted to men at all."

by LoveFakeEverything October 27, 2018