surfer poser

Basically, someone who has never surfed and probably lives in the middle of a landlocked state, but sees it on TV and immediately goes to Hollister (or if its really bad, Aeropostale,) buys an entire new wardrobe, wears thong sandals everywhere (even in the middle of winter), and thinks that they belong on a beach somewhere in Cali. Comes in various degrees of poser-ness, all of which share the common trend of wearing clothes that they thing real surfers would wear, and probably the woven hemp-like chokers that you can buy for like 99 cents in every convenience store across the country. Ultimately, its someone trying to fit a stereotype invented by surfer wannabes just like them.

If you: Can't swim
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
ocean
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
your choice)
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.

by Brian Murtha May 26, 2006

sidewalk surfer

n. a person riding a skateboard, especially a longboard with soft wheels and loose trucks

"We almost got run over by a sidewalk surfer on the walk over here."

by Jason Hollowell June 28, 2007

School Bus Surfing

A term parents of young children should be familair with that was coined by police to describes how pedophiles stalk new victims.

The Pedophile was school bus surfing for weeks looking for his next victim.

by Jay by the C January 16, 2007

Surfboart

How Beyonce says "Surfboard" in her song Drunk in Love.

i've been grindin in the cluh and ridin mah surfboart

by big man doo doo April 24, 2014

fart surfing

The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.

It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.

To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.

by bu11fr0g July 23, 2009

surfing

Surfing is the most awesome sport in the world. those who dislike it just cant do it

surfing: nothing beats the feeling of catching a wave

by Emma1 October 29, 2005

surfer slut

a slutty girl, usually wearing a skirt that is way too tight and no underwear, who decides to crowd surf at a concert and when she gets fingered, freaks out, cuz she is a dumbass.

ann was surprised she got fingered while crowd surfing because she is a surfer slut.

by Larla November 17, 2003