nut smuggler

Slang reference for rodents such as squirrels and chipmunks.

"That damn nut smuggler keeps digging up my flower beds looking for his food!"

by Ridd February 18, 2009

smugglers nutch

Dry encrusted seman found in the resevoir tip of a used condom

Dave was flabbergasted at how tart the taste of a fellow frat brothers smugglers nutch could truly be.

by Dave B. December 8, 2003

Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.

Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.

by Cold Boobies February 18, 2011

Butt smuggle

v. The act of hiding a large ass, usually with extremely tight or extremely baggy clothing.

"Damn, girl, you might want to butt smuggle that booty."

by dr. jizzle November 12, 2009

Mexican Smuggler

An extreme version of the Shocker or Mini-Van. Consists of inserting five fingers in the vagina and five fingers in the anus simultaneously during sexual activity.

Friend 1: "Hey Dude were you able to get her to do anal last night?"

Friend 2: "No, even better when I was hitting it from the back I pulled out and snuck in a Mexican Smuggler...She never saw it coming..."

by JIMDIESEL June 23, 2011

Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

by Sebastian December 6, 2003

Smugma

Something reeeeaaally disgusting.

Eew, look at the smugma in that trash can!

by Aaron W. December 6, 2002