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Alexism

A form of religion where the leader is fascinated by lady boners
"What are your thoughts on Alexism?"
by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021
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Alex

Alex is a very hot person. They will usually have a very large and long penis and are irresistible to women. A lot of people wish they were like Alex as he is extremely attractive compared to other people.
Hot girl 1: OMG, I just dated to Alex yesterday, he was amazing in bed because of his massive penis.
Hot girl 2: You are soooo lucky, I wish this. could happen to me and Alex will notice me.
by realdefines.com September 19, 2020
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Alex

The pure definition of math and A s i a n
Don’t mess with Alex, as once you forget your dog, uh oh, he’s being using in a mathematical formula
by GrandmaHaggotry September 6, 2019
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Alex

Sometimes Alex’s can be very dumb and stupid and fat and ugly, but 99.99% of the time they are hot, handsome, ripped, and loving. If you meet an Alex date him immediately. He is the best husband you could ever find.
Bethany: guess what

Felicia: what

Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
by StealthyWord May 21, 2019
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Alex

A bitch that manipulates her friends. Beware of people called Alex they will destroy your life and blackmail you with whatever they find. She usually is flat but body shames other people, she calls everyone a slut but herself. She has an annoying friend group whom she controls.
John: "That bitch Alex told everyone my crush."
Sally: "Yeah, last time I left her with my stuff, she went through my messages."
by Thathater May 3, 2022
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Alex

Someone who does not know the word failure, he can destroy you in everything you challenge him to. He also has a massive cock(25-30 inches)
NNN God: Have you failed No Nut November Yet?
Alex: Failure disgusts me
by SkinnyPenisi69 November 8, 2019
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Alex

A fit person really good in bed and has a massive cock
Do I look good alex is coming 🤤!
by Vvvrrrrooommm bitch January 1, 2020
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