Glazed Ham

When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"

Oh man her ass was so big it took two loads to make a glazed ham

by ScrottyMcBoogerBalls May 26, 2010

ham sock

AKA condom, rubber, jimmy hat n. A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes.

Damn, Scott hit that bitch raw dawg, and didnt even think of using a Ham Sock.

by smokinsoljah420 February 23, 2007

ham-showed

Tanked out of your mind. To be drunk beyond reason. to be plastered or destroyed. To be shmammered.

Hash-master was ham-showed at the condo!! He could hardly stand.

by Luke Austin April 11, 2008

Chipped Ham

This word is mainly used for a girl that is beat (has alot of sex). Her vagina lips hang down really low...looking like chipped ham.

Damn, Nicole sleeps around alot, i bet she got chipped ham.

by Blue_Bomber April 30, 2004

Ham @ Swiss

(Verb): The barely consentual act of consuming a microwaved ham and cheese sandwich, then proceeding to initiate coitus with an underage, intellectually-absent high school girl while highly intoxicated.

"Yo, you see that dude drinking out of the 30 rack? He swissed the fuck out of this bust-down last night!"

"Ham and fucking SWEEE-ASS!"

"Ham @ Swiss me duuuude!"

by Coastie Lovin' March 3, 2009

ham and egger

A prize fighter whose modest skills won't let him/her win large purses. So, their manager (who gets a percentage of purses won) will never be able to afford to eat better than ham & eggs. (No steaks!)

That ham and egger! He got KO'd in the second by some stumblebum.

by outawork November 7, 2003

calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 7, 2003