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Student Juice

Red Bull, Relentless, Lucozade - Basically any beverage marketed as energy drinks.

Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead.
"Man, look at Rob's eyes, how he managed to work on his dissertation all night is beyond me"

"Probably all that student juice he's had"
by tomharding August 17, 2008
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studie

An up tight person that apparently knows all

One who doesn't know how to drop the past (aka an asshole)
When called a studie is not to be taken as a compliment
Stop being such a studie!
by fmagee October 22, 2013
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Student ID

You're muthafuckin identification card. The greatest goddamn thing in the world. You want to be fucking identified? That fucker can identify your ass! Do you feel an unresistable urge to bitch slap the hell out of a hoe? Take that fucking ID and Slap dat bitch! Mutha Fuck the Police when you have that swag ass ID on you. You forget your drivers license at a satanic ritual! Prove yourself through this piece of fucking plastic shit. Do you want to fuck shit up as a motherfucking ninja?!?!?!?!?!? Fucking throw that bitch ass motherfucking shit card at someone's godforsaken ass! IF YOU HAVE DAT STUDENT IDEA, YOU CAN SLIDE INTO THE DM'S OF ANY BODACIOUS BABE. LEGIT THE MOST FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKING SHOT OF ALL TIME
Greg: Hey you're a hoe ass bitch. :) lel

You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"

Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG
by AnalSpasm October 6, 2015
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Studdering

Suh-Suh-Suh-Someone who studders
Why you studdering?, "suh-suh-suhs sup mm-mm-mman!, watchu d-d-d-oing?"
by Hektor Rodriguez October 7, 2007
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professional student

One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.
Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.
by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010
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arts' student

An individual who is a member od the art or humanities faculty of an university.
These students little work, as they are merely a government ploy to boost university figures by introducing "dumbing down policys". Arts student are generally hated by all and career paths generally involve a paper hat and fast food.
by Scorp September 22, 2003
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Business Studies

A thrilling, exciting and challenging subject at GCSE
by ??? March 23, 2004
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