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Hog Stamp

The act of taking your dick and hitting a person on the face with it.
John stop Hog Stamping me it hurts.-Tiffany

Dont stamp me with that hog.

The Hog Stamp gave me a red dick outline on my face.
by BigHomieJohn October 22, 2008
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gravy stamp

the circular ring of of gooey substance ; also known as"truffle butter}", that leaks from anus when sitting in upright position on any type of furniture. leaving a ring like mark that looks like the letter O , after anal sex.
by lil ms attitude June 7, 2016
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licking stamps

To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.
-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010
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Sunflower Stamp

When you spread your butt cheeks and push your butthole against something or someone, and leave a "sunflower" shaped skid mark.
"Dude! She was tossing his salad, and he left a sunflower stamp on her nose!"
by Dawg of War April 18, 2020
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Camel Stamp

When you dip your vagina in ink and proceed to "stamp" it on a sleeping friends' face.
Bro do you remember when Taylor camel stamped Donny's face at Bryce's party while Jeff videotaped it?
by GBR Gang January 29, 2017
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postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
by Heidimatt May 1, 2005
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Shrew Stamp

aka mushroom stamp. to slap a girl in the forehead with the tip of your shrew.
I`ve got an elongated shrew stamp for you
by Mallory StrongCock April 8, 2004
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