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gooey cheese squirt

eat exessive amounts of cheese so diarrhea will occur then sqirt all the rotten cheese smelled diarrhea into her mouth and then begin to exchange it amongst eachother when finished.
"yesterday i went to the wisconsin fair and i ate a wheel a cheese then i felt my stinky diarrhea about to happen so i called my girlfriend up and sayed lets do the gooey cheese squirt"
by the gooey cheese squirt November 7, 2007
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chicken squirt

a very short urination, usually required just before running out the door to lunch
Hey guys, wait for me. I've got to take a chicken squirt before we go.
by GoochSweat November 7, 2003
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Squink

Slang. noun. adj. verb. any form of amphetamine that is high grade.
they didnt sleep for days after doing all of that squink.

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we were squinking like the king of egypt.

the waiter was a little squnky wasnt he ?
by the goat boy January 17, 2010
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Broken Squirt Gun

Its when you put Duct Tape around your cock and piss hole and then Violently Masturbate so that when you climax your Cum has nowhere to go, like a Broken Squirt Gun,(Squirt Guns would always jam up with water)
Dude, I'm so bored you wanna go outside and play with Broken Squirt Guns.
by Flying Purple People July 19, 2009
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Flirt Squirt

When I flirt squirt a girl, her pants immediately come off and we have passionate, post flirt squirt sex.
by Flirty McSquirty October 14, 2011
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Squinty

Might break at any time. Kinda like jack Skelton. "Jonah"
Man u squinty
by Don't break jonah September 13, 2019
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Squine

The act of finding a dead squirell on the ground and growing a passion for squirells. One makes a shrine of the squirell in its tree, and every time the shrine is visited a waterbottle, cap on, must be inserted to the viewers anus. The life long dream of one who squines is to have sex with a live squirell without contracting AIDS, which is rather hard to do actually.
When will my true squirell love come find me and have sex with me where i squine'd.
by TehGuzzler May 12, 2011
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