full spread

The act of pulling ones buttcheeks apart until maximal spread is achieved.

Yo Josh! What happened with that Chelsea girl you brought back from the party?

It was ace, she did a full spread for me!

by Ylloz October 6, 2016

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garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.

"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."

by ThurgoodMarshall July 13, 2016

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Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

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