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split lip

Aka--female, woman.
When I was working in the prison system in pa...a black male trustee..hit the intercom system..and ask me " if da split lips is done in the gym"...i said , " what the fuck.is a split lip"?!...inmate stated " CO you know da females! Are they finished in the gym yet"...I laughed my ass off for the next 20 mins..
by fatboy75 December 31, 2011
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splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity
If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!
by Anon March 24, 2005
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split peach

The slit between one's buttocks alt. peaches.
I can smell your split peach from here -
when did you last have a bath?
by E MacGregor March 30, 2004
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yickity splits

Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!
Custy: I am lookin for that white lady.
Person: Well, shit, I got some yickity splits right here!
by Tank Tankerton December 19, 2008
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split-over

The intentional parting of ones hair down the middle for the purpose of hiding widow's peak type male pattern baldness. This style is commonly adopted by washed out Rock and Roll bands and their fans. It is closely related to the comb over.
In preparation for his 20 year high school reunion, Bob decides to style his hair into a split-over to hide his male pattern baldness.

Hey Joe, check out the split-over on that guy.
by Carleidoscope June 7, 2014
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Split the box

I split the box last night when I banged your momma! Then I busted a nut all over her back. Good times!!
by PeteyPaplo September 2, 2019
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split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
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