Spamming Nub

A spamming nub is someone who consistently posts worthless chain mail everywhere on the internet possible, posts the same message over and over again, like qwerty or this sucks mostly on something or to someone that they find to be rubbish.

My dad almost caught me being a spamming nub posting " post this comment on 3 other youtube videoz in less than 2 minitz and tomorow will be teh best day evar omg omg omg omg but if u dont repost you will diezor omg omg lololololol hax hax hax" on a YouTube video.

by BlittleMcNilsen October 21, 2009

God-spam

Can take the form of 'inspirational' posts on social media or pamphlets left in a laundromat, a bus/stop, or on a door knob. Always is a nuisance, and always describes God's conditional love for otherwise worthless creations of his own likeness.

I was waiting on the bus and there was god-spam all over the place from the jehova's witness.
I hate Sundays on facebook, my family god-spams everything.

by yaboytofu July 12, 2016

keyboard spam

Something usually used when the person is excited or upset.

keyboard spam examplesExample 1, excited: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THE UPCOMING CONCERT BF^UYFVHVF&UYTB&IUR ^ROUN&^BTU#V^WFBWRO GEY Example 2, upset: OMFG YOU'RE A FUCKING HACKER YOU FUCKING BITCH ZYOZu DESERVE TO DIE IN A DITCH YOU FUCKING CAMPER IFUE V*YEuyj JYNO EYugnE B&UYI ENYI fiubygj ne8YU WY@B&IWN YWiuy bustayh I*ufhw n&HuyiSN bfyweabSIbf e

by haha funni internet man September 1, 2022

Spam Rammer

A person who enjoys sticking their dick in a jar of spam or something spam-like. For instance Mayo

Amy was shocked to find her husband John sticking his dick in a jar of mayo like a spam rammer.

by Dr.Waffles March 20, 2010

road spam

Those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.

They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.

From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.

Mutt: Check this out, ima be rich an' skinny in 30 days !

Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:

EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS

by TekRant June 17, 2010

Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009

spam attack

A spam attack is an electronic attack with the intention to harm a site/user. Making the medium unusable because it has been swarmed with useless or very offensive messages.

Characteristics of a spam attack are the following:

- Often, a new account has been created to do the spam attack
- When the account is banned immediatly a new account is created to continue the spam attack
- The user attempts to make the forum unreadable or unusable
- The user posts nearly the exact same message over and over again, all he does is copy and paste the same message and click the post button.
- These messages often contain offensive material like porn, rotten.com pictures, racial slurs, flames towards staff and alike. Sometimes it is just a lot of unreadable text or ALL caps messages.

by Nessaj December 15, 2007