Seed oil buff

When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.

Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.

by Adm. Lobax September 19, 2023

mega-seed

someone that is really really really really creepy

Shanice is a mega-seed

by imapunnettlover May 18, 2011

junk seeds

slang for testicles

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

Disney seed

A mediocre child who is thrown into the spotlight, made to be idolized, and showered in riches until they reach puberty and can no longer be marketed efficiently. this usually leads them unprepared for adult life and doomed to fade into obscurity

I feel bad for all the Disney seeds on tv these days.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2015

poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.

Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016

Shit Seed

When there is still remainders of shit in your asshole after crapping and wiping

"Bertha, why do you keep itching your ass?"
"I got a shit seed in there!"

by Spngbobdickpants August 13, 2017

sesame seed boy

my ex boyfriend.

L: Omg your ex looks like a sesame!
V: Where is his upper lip
R: That is sesame seed boy.

by horseylover123 December 8, 2018