The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.
Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"
by Evan Thorn December 08, 2006
by Foss January 04, 2007
A tube sock that has an unopened can of Natural Ice dropped in it which can be used as a weapon. A bro sock can then be used to knock your bro out if he's about to do something stupid. It can also be used to knock some stupid ho out if she's doing something stupid.
Example 1:
Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened last night? I think I had too many fuckin' Jagerbombs or something...
Bro D: Nah Bro, I had to hit you in the back of the head with my bro sock, you were about to fuck this nasty ho.
Bro A: Thanks, Bro.
Example 2:
Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened to that nasty ho last night?
Bro D: Bro, I had to knock her the fuck out with my bro sock, she was trying to rape every guy at the party.
Bro A: Thanks, Bro.
Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened last night? I think I had too many fuckin' Jagerbombs or something...
Bro D: Nah Bro, I had to hit you in the back of the head with my bro sock, you were about to fuck this nasty ho.
Bro A: Thanks, Bro.
Example 2:
Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened to that nasty ho last night?
Bro D: Bro, I had to knock her the fuck out with my bro sock, she was trying to rape every guy at the party.
Bro A: Thanks, Bro.
by BrosLqqkinOutForBros May 06, 2008
Dude, my feet were so cold last night. Thank God, my girlfriend was over, I used her as a siberian sock.
by Daveeed July 30, 2005
by jamq July 14, 2003
by Raven's Haven December 31, 2011
A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.
by Catholic Virgin November 14, 2007