Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.
Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!
I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller
I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller
by Cummie Dumpling December 03, 2018
by Artie Chokes November 25, 2021
When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
by pnutbutta May 05, 2011
Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.
Example:
Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!
-watches the sneeze-
John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.
Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!
Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!
-watches the sneeze-
John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.
Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!
by Fumo November 21, 2010
What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)
*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
by Leopards14 December 06, 2023
A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 01, 2015
by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025